My children's little preschool is a religious one and the reason they go there is; because it is close to where I work and the price was right. I hadn't really discussed religion with them previously. Recently my daughter has stumped me with the following.
MM - Do you know God?
ME - Not personally, I've never met him?
MM - Do you know where he lives?
ME - No, where does he live?
MM - Up there on that cloud!
ME - What that cloud?
MM- Yep, that cloud right there!
MM - "Cheese-us" (Jesus) loves all the little children. "cheese-us" loves them all the time - said in a sing song voice! (I wish I had an audio clip).