Molly-Mae: Mummy, Charlie stamped Cinderella on his willy!
Me: Charlie go and wash Cinderella off your willy!
Charlie: Cinderella won't come off my willy!
Me: Go and wash her off your willy!
Charlie: Mummy, I can't get Cinderella off my willy!
Don't you wish you were a fly on the wall and heard that conversation?